Black Girls

Being a little bit bisexual I have always had a bit of a thing about black women. I went to a clients house yesterday and was met by the most gorgeously busty African girl I have ever seen. Obviously the client preferred skinny white brunette bitches (luckily for me) because he didnt even acknowledge her all the time I was in the house.

I was distracted all the way through the appointment wondering why the hell he didnt jump his housekeeper and wondering if I could get her number. Being a sneaky cow I wrote my number on a slip of paper while I was in the bathroom. As I left I pressed it into her hand folded in a five pound note, say what you will Africans know how to take tips discretely. I wonder if she will phone?

Being really turned on I had to go home and have a wank so I looked up my favourite free black boob website... and bring out the trusty rabbit!

Foot Fetish training

I am getting so many clients requesting foot fetish that I ran out of new ideas - I could only think of four or five things to do. Well after visiting this site my horizons have broadened considerably!They have some great footjob action on there. Boots, stockings, barefeet, you name it it's there. I'm going to share this site with my most 'difficult' foot fetish client and hopefully he will get the footjob he has always dreamed about!

Visit Real Sexy Feet

Strawberries and cream.

I have had strawberries and cream eaten from my body before but never from my pussy. I never realised just how much acid there was in fruit until yesterday evening when it started to feel very uncomfortable and itchy. When I examined myself in the mirrow my Labia and peritoneum were red raw! So I am sitting here with (on a girlfriends advice) E45 cream and over that clingfilm to keep it moist. She reckons its an overnight cure... I hope so because I have an appointment tomorrow!

UK escort and KwikFire

Just had the third email asking me what my relationship is with UK Escort and KwikFire so - as Michelle in Ello Ello would say - "Pleese leesten because I shall say zis only once..."

UkEscort.kwikfire.com is a site I run jointly with my long time boyfriend, Doc. It provides free ads for escorts based in the UK and has some good help and advice pages such as Advice for Escorts and Advice for Punters . We make a small amount of money (enough to pay for the site - barely) from advertising but in truth we run it as a service.

KwikFire is Docs Web Design and hosting business. As well as websites and photography for escorts like Sherri and Samara he does loads of adult and non adult sites, try searching on MSN for "kwikfire.com".

This blog is my own - he only found out about it while I was away - I use blogger because what I know about HTML could be comfortably written with 1/4" permanent marker on my thumbnail. Doc is making me a site of my own which is not escort related - this is under construction and currently resides Here .

Anal Fisting

Another little thing I get asked if I do from time to time. I have quite small hands so maybe thats why? I do at my discretion, I used to just say yes until the day when this guy wanted me to play hard and rough with no lubrication and a rough sock on my hand. Then whilst standing there with aching muscles and a blood-soaked sock on my (gloved) hand I decided that enough was enough. So nowadays this is not, I am happy to say, a service that I offer regularly but I do have a contact 'in the trade' to whome I pass on my more extreme clients. Does that make me an escort agency?

Threesomes

Got sent this picture by a client who is trying to arrage a threesome with me. Now I have only ever done one threeesome and that turned out to be a total disaster. The guys friend found he could not get an erection, they had brought some viagra but as we all know that takes an hour to kick in, they were already twenty minutes into the appointment and I had to be somewhere else. The poor sod who couldnt get a hard-on sat in a chair wanking and finally got one just as I was dressing!!

Balloon Fetish / Latex Fetish

Have you ever heard about people getting off on balloons? I know that some people are really turned on by latex, but this is a fetish that I hadn't heard about until very recently when a customer sent me the link to EmmasBalloons.

Cute amateur girls like this one getting hot and bothered while inflating and playing with balloons. Some of them like to rub their pussies on the tight latex and some just like to bounce bums up and down on the balloons. Abit like the 'space hopper' I had a a little girl. Well it was one better than my friend next door who lost her virginity to a spinning top handle aged 6 and whose parents had a VERY fraught time at the hospital being given the 3rd degree by social services! Well he wants me to blow up a few dozen large balloons and then he wants to play with them and me before having me trample the ballons with my stillettos, the final one he wants to keep and have me pop it with a knife just as he comes! I will let you know how I do!